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Stephen.

Most people think of holidays as something totally awesome… Obviously not me…

Why?

Because im stuck with my stuuuuuupid family not giving me a second to myself or getting the hint that me and my boyfriend might actually wanna just have some ‘us’ time.

They knew I didn’t wanna come here in the first place, so I don’t even get why they’re so fucking pissed off that I’m not really enjoying it all that much.

The only thing that I’m loving is waking up and seeing my bf next to me every morning… That’s something I don’t wanna have to go back home and not have again…

So today, fingers and earlobes and eyebrows crossed, we might actually be going to monkey world today, away from my family, in the blazing hot sun.

Yes. Sun. I’m shocked too, astounded, actually, seeing as the first propper day here it absolutely pissed itself down.

Now it’s super mega baking hot and I’m gonna get sunburn and have sweat patches and probably a giant wedgie all day. Isn’t life amaising???

In other news, when I get back, I’ll be relaunching my blog… This one, that is, I’ll just be doing it up, and i’ll also be introducing something new…

Totally can’t wait to get back and give it too you. Xx

So I’m wondering, what’s actually happening in the real world? Is their famine and disease and hairloss?

I’m quite worried that I’m gonna get home and their still won’t be a cure for hairloss….

Is everyone missing me?

I miss you all too, and I miss blogging.

Will get right back to my life soon.

Love you all.

Love Stephen.

X_o

(Y) ThIs Is HoW wE dAnCe! (Y) – Nokia E71

Ten silver spoons coming after me,
One life with one dream on repeat,
I’ll escape if I try hard enough,
Till, King of the Jungle calls my bluff,

Oh Lord, (Oh Lord)
I have been told, (I have been told)
I must take the unforsaken road (Forsaken road)

There’s a fork in the road,
I’ll do as as I am told,
Well, I don’t know,(Don’t know don’t know don’t know don’t know)
Who…I want to be.

Cuckoo!

You say Y-E-S to everything,
Will that guarantee you a win?
Do you think you will be good enough,
To love others and to be loved?

Oh Lord, (Oh Lord)
Now I can see, (Now I can see)
The cutlery will keep on chasing me, (Forsaken road)

There’s a fork in the road,
I’ll do as as I am told,
Well, I don’t know, (Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know, don’t know)
Who…I want to be.

We are the spoons, they’re telling me
We scooped our way into your dreams,
To knock the knives out bloody cold,
And lead you down the unforsaken road.

There’s a fork in the road,
I’ll do as as I am told,
Well, I don’t know, (Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know, don’t know)
Who…I want to be

Marina and the Diamonds – Mowgli’s Road

I’ve had like, six or seven or maybe like, just five months of near constant blogging and now I’m tired, and in case you haven’t noticed, the last month or so I’ve been a major lousy blogger, because at the moment, I’ve said almost everything I’ve needed to say.

I hope everyone can stick with me for the next few weeks, because I plan on totally recreating this place and starting a rad new movement.

So for now, my last blog. Not my last blog ever, but my last blog for now. I may get a few random email blogs in over the next few weeks but I’m not promissing anything.

So, firstly off, lets get the party started with something that I bring up every now and again… MSN. Headlines. what the hairy sheep turtle shell is with those things. Seriously. I know that it’s MSN and all, but they could get something a little more world orientated… Lets just take a look at a few of their current headlines…

1 ”US man sucked into sausage seasoning machine”
2 ”Jailed professor says his orgies disturbed no one”
3 MoD blew up 119 live pigs in explosives tests”

I mean… what. the. fuck. so what if the dipshit was sucked into a sausage seasoning machine. at least now he’ll hopefully be a little yummier. jeesh. the dick should of been more freaking careful. it’s his own fault. I doubt the machine actualllyyyy sucked him in.
Ok apparently, after doing a little reasearch. shock… horror, I know, I did some research… their’s a first for everything. he DID get sucked into the machine… but what I wanna know now  is why the hellllllll he had his freaking head in the machine in the first place… serves you right no end.

The other two, well, don’t wanna know about those pore little piggies at all and the orgy man. just. ewwwwww. Not interested.

So that, my dear, is my last shout out to MSN and they’re gross icky not interesting headlines. so, that’s that one said.

And now…. what to talk about, what to taaaaaalk about.

You know something that really upsets me?

People who have been pushed into having low opinons of themselves. it’s so fucking unbelievably wrong. I’ve been their, and I know how shit it feels, and it’s not something I could ever put anyone though, not on purpose.

I never understand it. How can anyone even put anyone through something like that?

It makes me soooooo freaking angry.

SO ridiculous. People should be allowed to articulate their own thougts and opinions about themselves and they should be allowed to feel how they want to feel instead of having feelings and emotions forced upon them.

Beauty is in the Eye of the beholder and oppinions are subjective.

Mostly, I think the oppinons either come from people who are either uncomfortable with themselves or are simply using their popularity or authority and power to their advantage.

People who thrive off of other people feeling shit about themselves make me sick.

For fuck sake.

Just upsets me so much.

In other news… Because I wanna make this the most epically long blog ever, well, not literally long, just, I don’t know, I wanna give this blog as many different topics to show that I still have some kind of ability to write something.

I’m jobhunting at the moment. I’m like mega unemployable though. No one wants me. I’m obviously toooooo smart and clever and witty and good looking. People must feel threatened by me…

Just kidding.

Ok so this blog post thing has taken over two hours now, because I keep getting distracted by the slow moving world around me, and also because I’ve now drinked two bottles of coke and need to pee mega bad…

I’m wearing glasses at the moment… I mean, I’ve had glasses for over a year now, but I need to wear them now, which is kinda lame because I don’t like wearing them, I get frustrated by them and I just feel like they get in the way of life…

Everyone else thinks I look good though… thanks peeps…. I think you’re lieing though… XD

So me and my good old blogger buddy Bryony91 are working on some stuff together, more for fun than for anyone else really, but it WILL be youtubed. just so’s you know. When it’s all sorted out I’ll post up a link or whatever, I dunno, but for now, you’ll have to live without… just like you’re gonna have to live without my super radical awesome blogs…

So the weather… How’s everyone liking it?…

Me? It’s a little rank to be honest, doesn’t really please me too much…

Been outside all weekend and as if having a headache and a stuppppped jippy eye isn’t bad, I now have heatrash, sunburn, possible sunstroke and probably a million other things, it’s warm. too warm.

Doesn’t make me a slight bean happy.

Fuck the world.

Ok, not literally, it’s bearable.

I’m off on holiday next week, which is one of the many reasons I’m actually taking a little bit of a bloggy break. I’m off to Dorset with my rents – for those who don’t know what that means, it’s a British term for parents – and boyfriend. They get to stay in my lovely cosy caravan, whereas we have to stay in a blooming tent.

Yeah… not cool.

I swear I had more to say…. but I just noticed it’s going cloudy and my mind went blank. Cloud. coolio.

So yeah, I’m off now.

Hope everyone stays safe, please!

Love…

Me =D

xoxo.

So guys.

Lets talk about them… It must of been a whole while since I bashed them…

And before I start this, I’m gonna point out that this isn’t aimed at anyone strongly linked to me, and I’d like to point out that this deffinately isn’t relevant to my boyfriend, cuz he’s too great to be mean about…

Why do men always insist on causing so much trouble and pain for everyone else. It’s pathetic and stupid and selfish and it just does my head in.

Why do we always have to deal with the pain they cause and then, just as we’re getting over the shit, they’ll throw something back at us and start the process all over again.

For fucks sake guys, you need to learn how to think about and consider other people for a change. And the worst part is, while you’re hurting other people, you don’t actually realise that you’re pretty much trashing yourselves as well, and ruining your own image.

Geeeeeze.

Can’t you just be happy with what you have for jus five minutes?… The chances are when you want more than what you have, you’re not supposed to have it… And if you are… Then you’re probably meant to be losing something else…

Gah.

Don’t even know how to voice how much most guys piss me off right now…

Bleh.

Goons.

(Y) ThIs Is HoW wE dAnCe! (Y) – Nokia E71